We can have several reasons for making love in public places, it can be a desire for novelty, a beautiful forest that makes you want to, the suspense of being unmasked, the fantasy of the elevator being blocked, or simply to change and not always have sex at home.
For those who like to spice up their sex life, this is perfect. Have sex in places where anyone can see you. For those who like to take the risk of being seen or to wake up their exhibitionist side, this will increase the excitement tenfold.
But then how to make so that this moment remains engraved positively in our memories, and not because madam and sir suffered from cramps or from shame.
Here are some quick tips to help you become a pro in public sex.
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Sex in public: the legislative framework
You are not supposed to ignore the law, so I remind you of the most important: article 222-32 of the penal code says that sex in a public place is punishable by one year in prison and 15,000 euros. fine, that must already calm you down just at the thought of remembering this law.
Of course, the police have very rarely sanctioned couples caught having sex in public. But beware, some will not give you a gift if you have children who go bad. Always stay on the lookout!
Sex in public: Getting physically ready
You must leave your soft, cozy little bed, so be careful to anticipate the positions for your lovemaking outdoors. If you are an outdoor love fanatic, your best bet is training.
For example, you can practice having sex in the car. Put yourself in your living room, on an armchair with your partner, stick the armchair close to a wall to have the impression of being in a cramped place. The idea is to reproduce the cramped space that you will find in your car.
You are not a pro at standing love and yet you are dying to make love against Grandma Suzette’s beautiful tree? Take the door or the wardrobe of your room it will do the job perfectly.
You would dream of playing it little house in the meadow, but the fields full of stones scares you? No problem a few pens, confetti, bubble wrap or even raw pasta on your living room floor and practice!
These tips are only useful in already premeditated situations, if you do not know where you are going to have sex, it is better to revise the entire book of Kama Sutra, you will be ready to face the worst places on the planet.
Sex in public: A little dexterity
Monsieur de la Fontaine said: « Patience and length of time are more than strength or rage. »
Here it is not the expression that you must listen to! Rather, you need strength and rage if you want to take full advantage of your lovemaking, no more preliminaries, failed strip-teases, you have to be efficient and fast.
You must wear clothes that are easy to put on and take off, stay dressed as much as possible; you are not outside to be naked and sensual. We will avoid the sexy lingerie. Minimize the risk of being seen by keeping your clothes on, you will be less vulnerable.
Sex in public: Be confident
When you are in the action, forget your questions and doubts. You will lose all the excitement going on if you spend your time stopping at the slightest noise for fear of being surprised.
Your fear must be less than your pleasure for you to keep a good memory of your experience.
It’s a bit like on the road, a car arrives in front or you take the car or you put yourself in the ditch, you have a few seconds, the choice is yours.
Sex in public: Being silent
You are used to expressing yourself when having sex. Well this time close your mouth tightly and grit your teeth and try to settle for little moans.
If you are still not convinced, just think of the countless things that can be afforded with 15,000 euros.
Public Sex: The Right Time
Have you all seen a movie where the main actor spends his time waiting for the camera to rotate so that he can move around without ever being spotted and move into the blind spot? And do the same, the moment must be ideal.
If you want to do it in a public garden, wait a bit before closing between the time the people walking away leave and the time the guards start the round.
If you want to do it on a plane, wait until meals are served, the hostesses will be busy and all travelers will be seated.
You have to be constantly on the lookout, carefully observe the conditions, the habits of the people around you, you are a secret agent on a mission, and this will excite you even more.
Public Sex: Choosing The Right Place
There are a lot of places to make love, each more unusual than the next. But avoid choosing too complicated, it would put spikes in the wheels unnecessarily.
If you want to do it in the forest, hide behind a tree, do not stand in the middle of the corner reserved for children or sportsmen.
If you want to do it in a stairwell, do not stand at the level of the ground floor.
Try to stay realistic and above all adapt to the situation.
Sex in public: After the act
When you have finished doing your business, two of you exit from the place concerned. Including toilets in the bar, in your car or in the elevator. And oh coincidentally, someone is there! Do not be embarrassed, be natural, even talk to this person if you feel like it in order to make the witness concerned doubt, especially if he is very picky with the laws! This will give you the benefit of the doubt, the person will not dare to interpret.
Sex in public: To conclude
The excitement of having sex in public places arises from the fact that one can be surprised at any time.
It can be a good thing to wake up a sleepy libido in a couple. You have to balance the danger / pleasure ratio. This experience will weld you and your companion together. You will keep fond memories of it.
If, however, you are afraid of the fine of 15,000 euros and prefer your nest well lined, watch out for nighttime nuisances, otherwise you will pay a fine of 68 euros for nighttime noise, so make love and have fun but silence of course! ?
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