Here we are at the third test of the winter for pocket sex toys. For this review, we had the chance to test the Joystick travel from home JoyDivision. This toy is therefore as usual:
The Joystick is carefully presented in a thin silver and luminous cardboard box, it captures the light really well and I had a hard time photographing it as you can see, but it is very pretty in itself!
The finishes of the packaging are also in fine plastic to reveal the toy by transparency.
On the cardboard parts, you can learn that the object has been tested and recommended by the brand, which is quite a logical thing when you sell something, but let’s move on. * smile *, that it is a quality item, made in Germany, dermatologically and clinically tested, made of medical silicone and therefore hypoallergenic.
It does not contain emollients or phthalates, is odorless and has a 5-year warranty from the date of purchase. This information is obviously in several languages.
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Joy Division Joystick
This toy is therefore healthy for the body, which is quite a good thing … It has been tested and made to comply with the most demanding German standards in terms of quality, it comes with a small silver pouch with a logo tag of the brand which closes with two small cords in black satin ribbons.
With a length of 14.2 centimeters by 3.2 centimeters in diameter, of which about 11.8 centimeters penetrating, it is of more than correct size. It will work with the help of two AAA batteries which are not included.
It is an object available in three colors, green, red and black. The one I am presenting to you is, as you have noticed, the black version. The design of the toy was inspired by the plant kingdom, which makes it a sextoy with a sober but quite elegant design, it is shiny but also matte in places, has the brand logo molded in its silicone and is water resistant .
It can of course be used by Madam but also by Mister if the mood takes him, so perfect for vaginal stimulation but also anal.
As for the vibrations, they will be variable and will adapt thanks to the button similar to those present on the old radios… (I have a blank memory for the name of this system, my apologies.)
In terms of discretion, it is really silent, we hardly hear it!
The Joystick sex toy test
Here I am, arming myself with the object in question, this time quietly placed at home, in a moment of personal relaxation during my little day.
A little lubricant (a scoop of Aquaglide is supplied with the toy) and off we go to other horizons, travel, travel … On the sacred water of an Indian river … * smile * It’s more of my river in question here; But no more joking!
The glide of this toy is soft, thanks to its small rounded tip and its smooth material so I start my gentle labor and increasing the vibrations of the object but very quickly, I notice that they are not powerful enough, in anyway for my part, because I like it when it « sucks » but it’s nothing, I will be able to heat myself just enough to then please myself with my fingers, all is not not lost!
It is therefore without harm that I manage to achieve my goal but not only with the toy, it must be accompanied, so I would say that it is a super soft toy to raise the temperature but not effective enough to me. I therefore think of using it from time to time in the company of Monsieur during foreplay.
Once my little business is over and my spirits rediscovered, the cleaning is done simply under a trickle of lukewarm water with a little soap, without alcohol or solvent or simply with the help of a cleaner for sex toys. You will have to mop it up with a paper towel (paper towel / household paper) so that it does not collect dust (this is often the problem with silicone toys) and then quickly store it in its small satin pouch.
The 2nd round Joystick test!
It is, as I indicated to you above, a pocket sextoy, so it goes without saying that the test takes place elsewhere than on my bed … however, I admit, I also tried it on my bed, just to focus on THIS sextoy, without being disturbed, excited by the situation, or attentive to what is happening nearby, to do so, nothing better than the calm of his bedroom.
Like all my tests, I started by discovering the sextoy JoyStick in the quiet of the privacy of my bedroom (by the way, I will write you a little article next week, explaining how I test sex toys).
For this article I will tell you about my night spent with a friend, where, as you can imagine, I took the opportunity to use this sex toy, what better way to describe it in a situation… I will address all the important points.
A night at a friend’s house
My man has not been here for a few days, so I took advantage of two consecutive days off to visit a friend. After an evening of remaking the world, so I joined the guest room, she was not going to tick off anytime soon, she had a presentation to finish, in short, it was therefore perfect to get out the JoyStick and try it out.
So I lie down in bed, take out of its cover sextoy JoyStick, yes it has a cover, houuuuurrrra !!! I take off my shorty and keep my top on, you never know, she doesn’t sleep, if she comes home as much to be able to conceal what she should… and yes gentlemen, you are not igniting.
Anyway, here I am ready, legs apart, the sextoy in hand, the other already starting to stroke my clitoris. First important point, here no vibration mode, you have a speed controller and that’s it, you turn completely to the left it is off and to the right to turn it on, so be careful, in the bag, to do not turn it on inadvertently, it is silent, yes, but if it is against your keys, they are not… And then even if it is on nothing, the batteries quickly risk there pass, which will be a bit of a hassle if you were going to use it.
Its texture is pleasant, the contact on the clit is soft, it is easily introduced as long as the vagina either moistened or lubricated (with a water-based gel).
The comings and goings are nice, in the end it is the comings and goings that will do us good, we will almost forget the vibrations which are, for me, too soft, even at bottom it is really too soft, in the end the vibrations will relax and that’s it, without stimulation of the clitoris do not expect to come, unless you are sensitive or already aroused by an incongruous situation …
We will find ourselves, therefore, easily, one hand holding the sextoy and making him go back and forth in us, while the other will excite our clit, the sextoy will be from the beginning to the bottom, no need to look for a progression, the maximum speed is super slow and soft, then, useless to talk about the minimum speed, frankly if you move a little you will not feel it vibrate at the minimum, in short really we believe that the poles are nazes, even if they are new.
On the point of vibrations it is really a disappointment, for me it does nothing.
At the level of the dimmer button, seriously it’s already really boring, it is very difficult to manage the intensity when the excitement is there, often with a good sextoy it is minimum then fully, we do not really try to vary the vibrations, but this is worse, since apart from the full there is nothing … there is not even a notch to turn it off, at the final really it’s boring.
You are at maximum speed, you feel that you are going to cum, you say to yourself not yet, I would like to enjoy this state, a little, so you reduce the vibrations to a minimum and bing in fact you turn it off, nothing such to cut everything, and no here I’m not boring or too picky.
Conclusion on this Joy Division vibrator
To conclude, the Joystick is therefore a nice toy when you are not too demanding on the vibratory level, it is silent and will do its job of discretion perfectly for a little pleasure during a break at the office or elsewhere.
It’s a shame, because the big flaw, the only flaw of this sex toy is its vibration speed, everything else is nice, the texture, the shape, even, at a pinch the dimmer button, if it had a faster speed, more intense vibration we would ignore …
As for its quality, it is there we can not say the opposite, but I would have chosen another button system. It is practical, yes, but I prefer the positive / negative pushbuttons.
It’s a sextoy which will be perfect for the first experience with a toy, it is pleasant, the vibrations are soft, in short for a first contact with a sextoy this is what you need.
On the other hand, for women who are used to solitary pleasures, naughty games, pleasures in unusual places, no really go your way, you will be more than disappointed …
Positive points of the Joystick Joy Division
- Quiet
- Hypoallergenic / free from phthalates and other junk food
- Has its storage pouch and a lubricant pod is provided as a gift
- Aesthetic
- Ease of cleaning
Negative points of the Joystick Joy Division
- Not powerful enough for me
- The button, which I don’t necessarily like but which is still effective
