| Getting started: |
 (3 / 5) |
| Touch: |
 (3.5 / 5) |
| Drums: |
 (5 / 5) |
| Mean: |
 (3.8 / 5) |
Hello darlings, today it is not your Lila the sex toy tester, but it is my roudoudou who is speaking. Well yes I am going on technical unemployment since we are going to have fun with a fleshlight lady lager masturbator, so I am not the best equipped person to tell you about it, on the other hand I know one who is delighted to be able to give his opinion, and apparently he is enthusiastic but hey, it’s up to you, place the foreskin so ?
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Fleshlight « Lady Lager » masturbator, first contact:
A few words to give you first of all my state of mind when I received the masturbator fleshlight lady lager. A clever mix of great curiosity, a lot of skepticism and a little irony. The advertisement of the fleshlight lady lager masturbator and others describes them as « the essential tool for a good handjob » or even « better than a woman » …
It leaves me dreamy, my little inner way is laughing « as if I needed that to get off on my own », « better than a woman, mdr, the guy must not know Lila » and lots of other stuff of the kind. And at the same time my curious temperament said to myself that it must be funny and that, since it exists, I might as well test it at least once.
So well motivated, motivated, I attack the test of the fleshlight lady lager masturbator, moreover a company with a very good reputation, full of prejudices and questions.
Design: the Lady Lager fleshlight masturbator wins its bet
Received in a super tightly closed transparent plastic case, we immediately see the look corresponding to the slogan « sex in a can ». The imitation metal can of 1/2 liter is quite impressive.
And if we go into the details everything is there, the cover to open the can, the bar code, the little stupid text that you read only after having drunk 4 or 5, even in the details of the label the masturbator fleshlight lady lager (Dame de Garde literally) is at the top, I especially love the small logos revised and corrected version X ?
Design Rating of the Lady Lager fleshlight masturbator: 9.5 / 10
The thing that goes well: The protective tube sealed by two seals guarantees you a masturbator that is assuredly intact … and personally I find it nice to be certain that no one has been there before you, so you have a real virgin in the shape of a beer can ?
The trick that doesn’t: Nothing – except that I prefer dark beers ?
Content & handling of the Lady Lager fleshlight masturbator
The content of our « chastity tube » is sober, efficient and very well done:
- The user manual, to read, especially if like me this is your first fleshlight masturbator
- A sample of WATER-BASED lubricant is important, for solitary or duo pleasures I prefer silicone, but here the skin of your fleshlight lady lager masturbator is made of silicone, so you use a gel based on water, or you don’t care and after the third time you throw it away… it’s up to you.
- Your can / masturbator itself.
In short, everything is done for immediate use, a blonde to consume immediately, it cannot be refused ? So let’s open this beautiful sparkling blonde. Do not pull on the lid, it is useless ? On the other hand, if you unscrew the head of your masturbator …
You find yourself face to face, if I may say so, with a superb little pink pussy overflowing with a can of beer … a little weird, a little 4th dimension, this is what my skepticism is based on, it does not care a little tokens, right?
Okay now let’s see the details, I don’t have too many comparison tools and I give you my deflowering as it comes.
Let’s dive into the Lady Lager fleshlight masturbator together:
The details of your « vagina », I find the term super ugly, are well done, the thickness of the lips, the clit (big clit), everything is very clean, very smooth, very fresh, it makes you want to touch ?
For hair lovers… You can put a mitten around it because it’s super smooth ? I personally like.
This is the difference with human beings, here you can touch it right away!
The first contact with the texture of this fleshlight lady lager masturbator is super soft, the skin texture is fine, slightly fleshy, really super nice but also very disconcerting. I admit having looked for unpleasant or too artificial nuances without finding them … disconcerting. Well, I like to taste foufounes (and beers), this one will be no exception. And there is still a big difference, the taste is neutral, the texture under the tongue nice but no heat, no humidity, well I know we are not there to put his tongue, I do not lick my hand before to masturbate, then! … But still.
The foreplay with the Lady Lager fleshlight masturbator comes after touching it
The instructions for use, which I read, we advises to humidify – not to soak – the body of the offense (always remember to rinse a sex toy before using it) with hot or cool water for more sensations, go ahead for cool water ?
Second preliminary, put a few drops of lubricant (water-based – I personally like mixgliss or bioglide) at the entrance of the Lady Lager fleshlight masturbator, just to compensate for the internal dryness and to penetrate this unknown world with delight and moistening ?
Here we are, we are just before the big jump, I admit that I wonder what it will give, the fleshlight lady lager masturbator is narrow, 3 fingers maximum, on the other hand the can, it is quite bulky, I do not Strictly speaking, have no small hands, to see in the heat of the moment.
Rating Handling of the Lady Lager fleshlight masturbator: 9/10
The thing that goes well: everything is made for immediate use, remember to rinse before!
The trick that doesn’t: the masturbator is a little big in hand, to see
Lady Lager fleshlight masturbator, Action!
Here we are ! Once again I do not know what awaits me, thank God and Banzaï!
Plof! Well yes plof, it’s like with real sluts, if you don’t have a minimum of erection it’s going to be hard to penetrate this silicone pussy which seems very narrow. After a big wink with my right hand « Héhéhéhé you didn’t think you would abandon me like that » and a few moments later, the Holy of Holies was mine, or rather I was his!
Immediately we understand the term SUCTION, your « virile member » is literally absorbed by the fleshlight lady lager masturbator. Very very greedy and very very tight I tell you!
After some movements well known to all males, I have tested by unscrewing the butt of the fleshlight lady lager masturbator, as recommended in the instructions for use, and the sensations really change enormously, it is surprising.
The sensations, let’s talk about it, they are super pleasant, a mixture of softness and super suction. Many nuances can be made by dosing your lubricant, water and suction (screw the base fully). In all cases the sensations are very close to reality. The first time, your apprehension, the somewhat stupid side and the change of habit of an activity which is still super personal destabilizes a little, but from the second personal time … wow!
A moment of intimacy with a video of Lila – faithful even in the handjob – a moment of intimacy later therefore, comes the final and there: Reclaque!
THE ABSOLUTE FOOT!
Before testing this Lady Lager fleshlight masturbator, I was between curiosity and disbelief, after a brief moment of adaptation and a slight change in the rhythm of my masturbation, the result is just enormous!
I don’t know about the other masturbators but the one from Fleshlight only gives me happiness! Give your hand and your newspapers one last kiss, because after testing the fleshlight lady lager masturbator you will say FAREWELL!
Lady Lager fleshlight masturbator action rating: 9/10
The thing that goes well: Uh how to say without being a mysogine … I will stay silent ?
The trick that doesn’t: the bobbin is indeed a bit big, if you have small hands… use both ?
Maintenance and conclusion of the Lady Lager fleshlight masturbator
Before reaching the conclusion, remember to thank your Lady in a can
The maintenance of the fleshlight lady lager masturbator:
It is the harsh reality of life, after the comfort of the effort, because your Lady is all not clean now! After the role of the fiery lover you will transform yourself into a caring nanny. There again Fleshlight has planned to simplify the task for us (lol), you just have to completely unscrew the base above a bathtub or a sink, run water in it to remove the bulk of your sperm then turn your fleshlight lady lager masturbator like a glove and finish it off, then let it dry! Especially NO SOAP OR DETERGENT! Simply water and / or a wipe designed for.
My overall opinion on the Lady Lager fleshlight masturbator: 9.5 / 10
It is for me a real discovery – thank you to the Ooh my Dildo which spoils us more and more – it is a great toy for adults and if like us you like to explore your sensations, I can only encourage you. get one of these little beasts and cross the threshold of prejudices, personally I am delighted to have done it!
